20 February, 2006

The true nature of this blog revealed!

Three of the most recent search phrases that visitors to my blog have used are:
  • sexy German ladies photos
  • nude bars Brussels
  • Brussels nightlife naked
Which I find absolutely hilarious! I had no idea my posts were so titillating!

And the search term that people have used most often to enrich their lives through my ubiquitous blogging personality?

"Schnitzel recipies"!!??

I have also noted that any post in which I mention either or gets a *lot* of traffic. Do you remember Mr. Subliminal, that SNL character from the later 80's? This almost makes me want to do Mr. Subliminal experiments and write things like:

Yesterday I climbed into my () minivan and () drove my children to () soccer practice... ()

Just to see what happens...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

just wanted to say I enjoy reading your stuff. thought I'd already left a comment, but it seems to have disappeared- I guess I didn't hit the right button!

Unknown said...

Ha ha ha, that's great! Do let me know what happens from your experiment! Hilarious.

Betsy said...

Believe it or not I've already had a visit from someone looking up "nude bars"! And what's even more bizarre is that (s)he spent several minutes browsing my site! I'd be interested to know if they found what they were looking for...

Anonymous said...

I had a similar problem with Swedish pornography once, as you may remember.

Hmm, maybe I should have put some inverted commas in there to avoid misunderstandings...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'd like to complain. There I was trying to google "kinky bishop's sex antics in rubberwear shop" (as you do) and all of a sudden I land on a hilarious blog about an ex-pat in Germany.

I spent an hour here when I could have been doing *ahem* proper research!