03 February, 2006

Knock knock!

I tried to explain the concept of knock knock jokes this evening at dinner. I know they're corny, but I thought that the kids might think they were funny.

And they did, but they thought their own were much funnier than the standard fare:

knock knock
who's there?
Owl sandwich
Owl sandwich who?
Oh, you want a sandwich?

knock knock
who's there
jellyfish
Jellyfish who?
Jellyfish poo.

Knock knock
who's there
Fanta
Fanta who?
I want a banana!

1 comment:

Suburban Turmoil said...

Those actually are hilarious. I would be laughing even harder if it were 2 am and I was punchy from lack of sleep. But even at 8:30am on a Sunday morning, I'm cracking up.