The Blog Ness Monster: Coming up for air from the murky depths of parenthood...
05 May, 2012
Drastic times call for drastic measures. Last week a malicious gang of
snails went marauding around my garden and selectively devoured the
hollyhocks that I'd carefully sprouted and had just planted in our
flowerbeds. I've called in a team of bounty hunters whom I've offered
to pay dearly for every snail they capture and deport out of our