Drastic times call for drastic measures. Last week a malicious gang of
snails went marauding around my garden and selectively devoured the
hollyhocks that I'd carefully sprouted and had just planted in our
flowerbeds. I've called in a team of bounty hunters whom I've offered
to pay dearly for every snail they capture and deport out of our
garden...
4 comments:
Wow, those are some incredibly juicy looking snails. Thought about some garlic and butter?
Any thoughts of garlic or butter disappeared as soon as we tried to remove the slime off of B's arm. Water didn't work. Soap didn't work. Vinegar? Uh uh. We ended up scrubbing him with a brush and Kirschwasser! :-)
I'd be happy to ship a bucket of fresh escargot your way if you'll take it!
catching snails used to be my child duty too. I fed them to the neighbours chickens
by the way do you know the anti-snail product branded "Escar Go"
hahahhaaa so silly but it keeps cracking me up!
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