Puts Hugh Hefner to shame!

S:  Mom, all of a sudden everyone in my class thinks Playboy is really cool..
Me:  Hmm.  Really?  Do you know what the word "Playboy" means?
S:  Yes.  It's a man with a lot of girlfriends.
B:  Yeah!  TOO MANY girlfriends!  Did you know that King Solomon had 300 wives and 700 "substitute wives"?!