- Starting the weekend with snow and ending with 15 degrees Celsius / sunny
- Coming home to find the dogfood bag 1kg lighter and the dog 1kg heavier. (again. despite the "dogproof" cabinet in the laundry room)
- Navigating a 1 hour obstacle course to get to the Museum of Natural History only to find that it isn't where I thought it was.
- Serving butter to dinner guests only to discover cat tongue prints across the top
- Discovering a mystery charge for 10 thousand minutes on our broadband Internet bill. after hours on a weekend, of course.
- Hearing your 7 year old singing along with the radio from the back seat "I'm dirty baaaaaabe, you see these shackles baby, I'm your slaaaaaave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehaaaaaave!" (CC, if you're out there somewhere: please help us!)
26 March, 2007
Disorienting / Disconcerting
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Hey, you better keep a closer eye on that cat. Sounds like it's up to no good, letting Dogbert into the dogfood cabinet, licking the butter, surfing while you're asleep and teaching the boys risqué lyrics. I'd keep my toothbrush locked up if I were you, that cat has a grudge.
Hah , too funny!! My cat (at home) is a butter-licker also. I just hope you don't pay as much as I do by the minute!
For internet, that is...
What I want to know:
Did the dinner guests pretend not to see the tongue prints? Or did they run screaming from the room?
Take 'em to the bridge...take 'em to the chorus?
I'm on it.
CC (taking on JT)
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