30 July, 2006

Quick, hide the tofu!

I seem to have infiltrated the secret brotherhood of meat-eaters. Why is it that almost every well-meaning German I meet insists that that they can hook me up with a good butcher??!!

It's almost always the first thing they mention when I ask where they buy their groceries!

I'm almost afraid to reveal that I'm a vegetarian-- that might be the final straw that causes them to snap, hunt me down and reinact the Salem Witch trials.

Maybe I should start rubbing a little bacon grease behind my ears before leaving the house?

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