14 June, 2006

Surefire "Hide and Seek" strategies

  1. It is advisable to send the labrador outside before attempting to hide anywhere in the house
  2. When hiding it's best to spit quietly if doghair gets in one's mouth from said labrador sitting on one's head
  3. One ploy which is sure to draw young players out of the woodworks-- keep counting past 25.

    One will then hear muffled voices calling out: NO MAMA! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP AT 25!!! Gotcha!

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