Small-town Germany is reeling from reports that Santa Claus has hit rock bottom.Herr Doktor Claus has been allegedly battling an addiction to pain medication prescribed for a back injury sustained in a drunken sleighing accident last Christmas.
Since splitting from Mrs. Claus earlier this year, Santa has lived on the streets as a vagrant. The sacks in which he once carried toys now house the few worldly possessions he has left.
As evidenced in this photo, Santa has also been neglecting his reindeer. A spokesperson for the local police force has confirmed that the once-jolly saint will be officially charged with two counts of animal cruelty, loitering and a handful of additional misdemeanors.
Santa has been taken into court custody and will be ordered into rehabilitation at an undisclosed location.
6 comments:
I would imagine that one of the misdemeanors with which he'll be charged is trespassing!
That and disorderly conduct. He's a nasty drunk...
And Britney and Lindsay aren't???
At least Santa works for a living...
Ho ho ho
You had me laughing at the first sentence. Love the photo, it fits perfectly. Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
I'm glad I read this post second! Now I'm smiling again. But ya know... it's more of that European Hooliganism...
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