06 June, 2008

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My husband was watching the news on Tuesday evening when I suddenly raced in, flopped down onto the couch next to him, pulled down my pants and pressed a slice of frozen bread to my thigh.

To his credit he hardly raised an eyebrow.

Was this an act of seduction?

Hardly. I'd spilled hot water on myself while making a cup of tea and couldn't find any ice cubes...

8 comments:

jennifer said...

Frozen peas, Betsy. That's our fetish

Anonymous said...

You make me giggle like a school girl with your antics. Lurking Lisa

Jen of A2eatwrite said...

Yup... we do the other Jennifer thing. ;-)

anno said...

Around here, it might be frozen peas, frozen raspberries, frozen beans ... as long as it's well-chilled, it works for us.

As for trying to use a frozen slice of bread as a seduction ploy? I'd be interested in hearing how that works. Anybody care to share?

Hope you weren't scalded!

Goofball said...

frozen peas??? I don't have peas in the freezer. Does everyone have peas in the freezer?


help, I did not get your updates in bloglines.

Africakid said...

Hmmm. Sounds like this is a common occurrence around there. Scandalous!

Goofball said...

how are you doing?

Betsy said...

:-) I'm fine, thanks, Goofball!

I've just been busy. Am in the middle of a good book and have been sucked into another project that's eating up all the rest of my time. Will be back soon!