Its got dreads, a revealing neon bikini and a great, big doobie hanging out of its mouth. When you flip a switch it plays a harrowing rendition of "Row, row, row your boat" and gyrates its slender hips suggestively.
Our neighbor bought it for us while vacationing in Portugal because it "made him think of us and laugh".
???
S and B apparently took it over to a friend's house this afternoon. and then they accidentally left it there...
I just got off the phone with this boy's mother:
"Hello, this is Betsy. Umm. yes. I think my boys might have left something verrrrrrry attractive over at your place this afternoon...."
2 comments:
It sounds, um, endearing. No pictures?
My DH got a present like that once. He took two years puzzling over how the unusual thing reminded anyone of him. It was kind of funny.
That sounds like a true, one-of-a-kind gift!
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